You're offered fame, fortune, and constant annoyance from the paparazzi, but you have a choice to make.
continued...You know how worship can be sincere, ultra-personal communication with God? Unfortunately, I get distracted by ridiculous things instead.
continued...For some reason I can't explain... we're road-tripping to Connecticut to see Coldplay. Wait, I can explain.
continued...It's free, fun, and requires no real talent. Those are three conditions that work greatly in my favor. photo: kkbutterfly01
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