Point out/chuckle about the rat tail growing from the back of his head only as he’s running late to work.
One of my responsibilities as a frugal Cool Mum is to cut Cool Dad’s hair periodically. The period I refer to is usually very long, as is the hair, by the time I get around to it.
A few weeks after a haircut, CD starts complaining that he needs another one. I reassure him that “it looks fine.” The following week, I respond with “it doesn’t look bad,” to which …

To many married folk, the wedding band is sacred; a highly-prized token of eternal dedication to one’s spouse. To many pastors, it’s the opportunity to say sweet dialog like
This ring is a perfect circle. The circle has no beginning or end, just like Christ’s love for us that He embodied on the cross. This ring is made of gold, a metal of great value, precious like the love of a divinely-ordained mate…
Some never take off their wedding band; I do all the time. I take it off when I play …