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photo: The Cupcake Project

Sometimes you crave chocolate. Sometimes you crave ooey, gooey cheese. Sometimes you suffer a concussion and crave both at the same time. When that happens, head over to The Cupcake Project and make their Chocolate Chip Cookie Grilled Cheese Sandwiches.

I’m trying not to be offended at this abomination. Chocolate chip cookies are this time in history’s manna from Heaven. How do you think God would feel if the Israelites turned up their noses at the impossibly light and sweet manna, telling Him to send it down with a melted slab of Gruyère?

Ice cream is the only thing I’d squish with two chocolate chip cookies. Nutella sounds nice, but it would be too sweet. Peanut butter: Too sticky. Caramel: Tempting, but too gooey. Brownie: You almost had me, but what’s the rush? I’d rather bide my time and enjoy each treat on its own.

No, I’m a simple man with simple tastes. I mustn’t allow my stomach or arteries to experience such a thing. But the longer I stare at that picture…