Category Archives: checking our cool

Jennifer Garner went out for a stroll with her two girls in New York the other day. I wish I could say that I ran into her. I also wish that Cool Baby would stop waking Cool Newbie up from his naps. But seeing this article on Jennifer made me wonder if I’m still cool now that I have two kids. Let’s see —

1. THE LOOK

JG can wear an LBD that short because she has a nanny to help her out. If you’re by yourself and you’re always bending over to help the kids, you’ll earn a bad reputation on the playground. That’s why I often opt for the black nursing tanktop and maternity jorts. [-5 cool points] At least I was cool enough to wear a similar LBD on a date night when I was 9 mos pregnant.

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2. THE STROLLER

JG’s three-wheeled stroller, Bob, could easily be friends with my Phil & Ted. [+2 cool points]

3. ENTOURAGE

JG’s entourage includes Victor Garber, an award-winning television, movie, and theater actor that played her father in Alias. Perhaps because some guy named Ben Affleck couldn’t make it that day. My entourage includes, um…Cool Dad? [-3 cool points]

NET CHANGE: -6 COOL POINTS

I’ll point out that Jennifer Garner has a little more experience because her kids are older. My only excuse is that I’ve only been a mom of two for six weeks, so sometimes I sacrifice cool points for the sake of just getting by.

***UPDATE 7/25:  I went to church today with my infant and toddler, without Cool Dad or any kind of entourage, and wore a different little black dress!  I did it!  A couple of close calls with Cool Baby about to lift my dress.  Other than that, I was okay!