Author Archives: Cool Dad

I Almost Peed on the Subway

Before every outing, Cool Boy and I engage in this little dance, though it’s not as fun as it sounds. It goes like this: Cool Dad: Noah, try to go pee-pee before we leave. Cool Boy: I don’t have to! … Continue reading

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Cool Rewind: Cool Baby Picks the GOP Nominee [video]

With the Republican presidential primary elections in full swing, the candidates have engaged in the political traditions of smearing, slamming, and outspending their opponents. Always having to get a word (like glurbschmidt) in regardless of topic, I’ve turned to our … Continue reading

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“Stupid World! Texting, Texting”

Last month, I was blessed with a free ticket to see a Broadway show called Relatively Speaking. Cool Mum was out of town with the boys, so I went by my lonesome. Not only was the price right, but so was … Continue reading

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Food Highlight Distribution Balance: A Weird Habit

I just poured a helping a Target Chocolate Cranberry Crunch and smiled to see the milk chocolate-covered cranberries tumble out into the cup. Then I put a few of them–just the cranberries, not any of the other components of the … Continue reading

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The Theme for My Life in 2011

I wish that I could report that we had an ultra-cool New Years Eve like partying with celebrities or on the moon. Instead, we put the kids down around 7, Cool Mum watched a movie with her mom while I … Continue reading

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