this was taken before things got too crazy
Cool Dad is going to come home tonight and ask why I smell like beer after being home with our two sons all day. I hope he believes this story.
It all started with an innocent pool party in our backyard with a cool friend who brought her baby over to join us. Soon after she left, I felt some type of liquid being sprinkled all over me from above. It started getting heavier as I looked up. I guess our top-floor neighbors had decided to drain a keg off the edge of their patio. I actually know these neighbors too, but they did not show their faces as they made my pool party a little too wild. Luckily Cool Baby was out of the pouring range.
Shouldn’t I get cool points for this? Do you think any other SAHM’s got beer poured on their heads today?
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WHAT?! Sounds like I left just in time! You totally get cool points for that.
Nice
Haha. I was at the neighborhood pool enjoying a Fat Tire with another mom Saturday. While I was chatting, my 6 year old ran up to me, grabbed my beer and took a huge chug. Stunned, I just stared at her and watched her face go from “HA I took a drink of your mommy-drink before you could stop me”, to “Wow, I should really know what I am getting into before diving in with such gusto- YUK”.
We sat there in silence for a moment then all three of us busted out laughing hysterically.
Mine could go either way, either I get cool points, or maybe a phonecall from Child Protective Services…
that is a GREAT story! hahaha