Archive for June, 2008

The Web’s got a hold on me

June 30, 2008 |  by cool dad  |  not cool  |  4 Comments

I’m sorry to ruin the world’s Monday evening, but there will be no official Cool Chat tonight at 9:00 PM EST.

Been traveling since 4:30 AM and finally have some wireless internet and time to sit still. Ah… Here’s a running joke with my friends: we walk into somewhere with wi-fi and like Neo from The Matrix, I exclaim that I “can feel the Internet.” [-5 cool points]

Now that I think about it, if you happen to be online tonight, follow my Twitter, and wanna chat — I bet I can wrangle up some chatting time on here.

It was getting perilous toward the end, but I’m impressed that I made it a good 15 hours without the ol’ WWW. Well, I jumped on my friend’s iPhone (not literally – his brain would fall out from the shock) and checked a little email, but that doesn’t count.

I think I know the answer, but am I the only geek around here who misses the Internet more the longer I’m away from it? Or are you able to break free from its webby grasp?

Can I hear you now? um, no.

June 29, 2008 |  by cool dad  |  parenting  |  2 Comments

All the concerts, drives with the music cranked, and study sessions with the Discman blaring have left my ears at less than 100%. And there have been plenty of times where it wasn’t even my fault.

- One July 4 on Lake Michigan, some guys (jerks) were shooting fireworks on the beach while we were hanging out at the end of a dock. One of their bottle rockets veered right by my head.

- Driving around with the windows open and a nasty-loud car/truck zooms by.

- I was just on the phone and the volume was apparently CRANKED, so when my friend said “Hello?”, I think I heard my eardrum cry.

- The boy’s high-pitched cries and squeals that have me covering my ears and running.

So, I learned a while ago to not take your hearing for granted. Hearing loss never heals. I have a mild form of tinnitus, a constant ringing in my ears. I can only hear the ringing when it’s quiet, like laying in bed at night.

I have earplugs for concerts and loud situations like mowing the yardwork or trying to soothe a particularly upset Cool Baby (is that an oxymoron?). If you’re frequently in hearing-perilous moments, I highly suggest getting some earplugs for yourself, too. I think we all want to hear our grandkids’ high-pitched cries and squeals, too.

(photo: Kadeeae)

What are you stoked about?

June 28, 2008 |  by cool dad  |  question  |  5 Comments

This morning consisted of yardwork at 6:30 AM, packing, and some driving. Now, CM is partying, CB is napping, and I’m racking my brain to compose a meaningful and funny blog post. Sorry — after this week, the brain’s empty.

So, I said that I would ask this from time to time: What are you stoked about? As in, what are you are really looking forward to?

I’m stoked about the possibility of new beginnings in possibly even far-from-here places! Such a tease of a statement, I know. I guess my future is teasing me. I look forward to hearing what’s tantalizing you all!

2 things

June 27, 2008 |  by cool dad  |  growing up, site news  |  6 Comments

Is it ALREADY June 27?? This year is flying by.

THING 1

We’ll be out of town all next week, but hopefully we’ll have internet access to keep things going here. Unfortunately, I think that Monday’s chat is in jeopardy of being canceled.

Did you hear that?

That was the Internet groaning. Or breathing a sigh of relief; I can never tell. Anyway, please don’t hate us if we don’t chat on Monday night. It’s no fun being hated.

THING 2

Considering that our last two posts were about jobs, I figured it would be a good idea and mix things up and talk about… careers!

I’ve been seriously considering working for a church. I think that my technical background combined with dabs of creativity, interesting ideas, and humor would serve well somewhere. And I guess I should mention my earnest desire to honor Jesus with my life.

I’ve worked with many churches for side projects. This includes collaborating with youth, college, worship, and senior pastors. I feel like I have a good understanding of how things work, while also knowing that every church is different.

How many of you work for a church? Do you have any advice for someone coming from “secular” (i don’t like using that word, but i guess it fits here) employment?

Please leave your thoughts and advice!

Ideas for SAHM job security

June 25, 2008 |  by cool mum  |  parenting  |  10 Comments

My one year trial of doing the stay-at-home mum thing has come to an end. I wasn’t a baby person before, but now Cool Baby has me totally smitten. As frustrating and challenging as it can be, I think I might love this gig.

How do I know? Because the following list has been forming in my head for the past few days.

Top 5 Ways to Ensure the Security of My Job as a SAHM

  1. Try not to tick off my husband. Thankfully, he is very supportive of my job. The least I could do is be nice to him as he spends all day in a closet-sized office to pay our bills.
  2. Cut a room off of our house. We have a 3bd/2ba and one of those 3 bedrooms is a complete waste of space. A dungeon for storage of anything we don’t know what to do with. If we moved into a 2/2, we could slash our house payment significantly and be forced to get rid of junk. Plus, there’s that thing everyone says about 2/2’s…you can’t sell them. Another plus! We couldn’t upgrade back up to a 3/2 even if we wanted to!
  3. Eat CB’s leftovers plus beans & rice every day for lunch. This could keep me pretty healthy too.
  4. Get a tiny eyebrow ring and dye a prominent fuchsia streak into my hair. Definitely the most fun idea. “Sorry, Cool Dad, nobody wants to hire me for office work for some reason.” I can already hear CD suggesting I work at Hot Topic. Would I gain or lose cool points for that career move?
  5. One word: Homeschool! It may be the peace corps of parenting, but it would get me at least another 20 years of job security.

The result: one supportive, minimalist, skinny, punk homeschooling mum. I like it.

This post is a part of Works for Me Wednesday.

(photo: yarnivore)