The following post is not intended to offend our jorts-wearing readers. I too have been known to wear jorts!
Last week was rough. One evening, Cool Dad was doing yard work while I tried and tried to get Cool Baby to go to sleep. I hadn’t done laundry in a while, so the most comfortable shorts I could find for the baby happened to be made of soft, thin, denim. He cried for about an hour as I rocked him.
Cool Dad’s theory: the boy doesn’t like jorts.
I didn’t even know about the whole jorts thing until I met Cool Dad. Not because he wore them, but because he insisted on not wearing them. Wait a minute…I have seen him wearing them in some old pictures…
Anyways, what are you all’s thoughts on jorts? Are they suitable for boys only up to a certain age? Or are they ever acceptable?
photo: collabratude
absolutely NEVER acceptable.they definitely knock the bottom out of your cool factor. i say this in Christian love, burn them!
I would go as far as saying this may be a bit of child abuse
i never knew they had a name.
guilty.
but i promise it’s been like 10 years since i’ve worn them. yikes.
i must repent now…
They talk about this on the Relevant podcast. They’re not fans of the jorts. ha ha Here’s how I see it:
Jorts = okay for babies, not for adults.
Poor CB. Maybe he is sensitive to fashion…
CM and I agreed – jorts are OK on girls, depending on the style. Guys unfortunately – no.
I think we just lost 10 cool points, CD!
Had no idea there was so much jort-hate out there. Anyone else have opinions on the matter?
And does something like this count as jorts?
Hilarious post! And, thanks for stopping by DanisLinus. I’ll have to hit up your RSS. This is some good stuff.
ha ha ha ha….
you are probably right!